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SCANDALOUS! INVASION OF OMICRON 5 - ALIENS

5F-X Sound research - Satellite kidnapped! A Video - Holophone Error shows: 5F_55 is the Alien Imitation of the original 5F-X. Read more of this exclusive Mega shock Story:

It’s spectacular! After 5 Years of kidnapping, the 5F-X Crew could escape from Holo-Prison. This Ultra Top Secret Project of Nano-Acoustic Research shows us now the only truth about the biggest Illusion on all known Planets - 5F_55.

This Research Crew of Orbit-wide Interest, accepted & loved by Billions of  Existing forms in the known Universe is a „Video Holophonic Alienspyware“. The Consequence of the escape by the 5F-X Crew the Omicron 5 President Mr. Brzzzzt gave yesterday an exclusive statement to all journalists in the us known universe: „Yes it’s true. We constructed 5F_55 as a Duplication of 5F-X. The kidnapping & analyzing of the 5F-X equipment was important for our cultural upgrade. After this we developed our Video Holophonic Spyware called 5F_55 for spreading our Virtual acoustic Nanobots in the Galaxy. But we come in Peace. “

Is this true? Until this moment the United Planet Government of Truth (U.P.G.O.T.) denies any knowledge about the existence of 5F-X, but from unofficial site it is told that the financial connections and business contracts Between Omicron 5 and (U.P.G.O.T.) are colony like cause Omicrons Research Entertainment Market is about 5 times bigger than from the rest of the known Planets together!

In the morning hours independent media freaks spread the news of a plan from Omicron 5 President Brzzzzt that he wants to monopolize the complete acoustic research market for the entertainment Industry. The (U.P.G.O.T.) truth Spokesman Dr. Orwellian said it is in the area of possibilities that this is a conflict of interests between the Governments because the 5F-X Project was the biggest financial riscy ultra top secret concept ever made. A Monopole on virtual acoustic Nanobot development means total control in the Orbit-wide Market of auditive Research & Entertainment.

Shocked of this the intergalactic Manager of the 5F_55 Fan Club Mr. Hands explains:
„A „First Aid Program“ for the Crowd is in progress. We don’t want a hysteric protest overkill on our hotlines or a movement of mass-suicide to the fans of 5F_55 so we will work together with the true 5F-X to show that only the original is the truth in Nano acoustic Research.“

The 5F-X Crew is happy to feel truly free now: „After 5 years of analyzing, Brain-surgery & DNA – mixing we are proud to say that no one now will capture us again. Our brand-new Satellite System for acoustic research gives us the possibilities to work over 95 % safe. We now use „Video-Holophonic Diffusor Technology“so that kidnapping has fatale consequences for everyone. “They also want to send a positive vibration to the masses: „Stay calm - don’t get hysteric. Feel happy that we are free now & only trust 5F-X presence in the Future.

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